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I'm the joke, but you're the punchline.
I run this website. I like posting funnies and fugging lolis.
Joined Oct 2018
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Want change? Too bad you get my cum instead
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Its hard being slightly mentally retarded when everyone else is mentally retarded
I hate cyclists, they act like Indian drivers.
Leftoids screech about how cars are dangerous (and they are, loud and dusty too), but at least cars respect lane markings, road signs and right of way.
I would wager a car on a slow city road is less dangerous to a pedestrian than a cyclist.
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wait he's not a cute wolfgirl irl? nonono this cant be happening
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Public Service Announcement
GNOME 50.0 will come out soon and it will include a new femboy agentic AI. We also decided to remove all non-essential features, so from now on GNOME will only be capable of ordering programming socks from Amazon.
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by now it seems most fediverse orgs are just more and more convoluted ways to syphon off EU money (a noble goal that i fully support).
fuuuuuck, my dental filling came out and my dentist doesn't work on Fridays
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🦃 i put my neck up on the chopping block 🪓
🐣 an OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY 👯♀️
👩🏻🦰 baby, i don't think my head is coming off 🪦
🖐️ baby, i don't know when i'm supposed to stop 🚧
🙏 can you tell me if you think that i should stop? 🛑
🔮 baby, i don't know when i'm supposed to stop! 🚦
⁉️ baby- FUCK
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I'm the joke, but you're the punchline.
I run this website. I like posting funnies and fugging lolis.
Joined Oct 2018
