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Why can’t black people get a doctorate?
They can’t pass their Masters.

What's 12 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Sudden infant death syndrome.

The man asked the pharmacist for 2 full prescriptions of the birth control pill.
"Why?" He asked
"One for my wife, and one for my 9 year old daughter"
"Your 9 your old daughter is sexually active?!"
"Well not really. She just sort of lays there and cries"

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?
'Concentration problems'

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