On the nature of socialism, and people who claim to be socialists.
If you think that you're a socialist, but you don't want state control of major assets, industries or funds ...
... you're not really a socialist.
Socialism is quite literally about socialising the economy; taking control out of the hands of private ownership or capital. Some forms involve nominal private ownership, with divorce of actual control, but that's a fig leaf.
If you don't want that, you're not a socialist.
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