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All these anime avatar users posting hot anime chicks depress me. If you want a cute Japanese chick go to Japan and get one. Stop jerking off to cartoons and be a fucking man and get a real one. Ive fucked literal Japanese school girls in uniform who moaned just like the cartoons and guess what, i didn't do it by posting stupid shit on the or browsing mastodon anime posts, i did it by leaving the house. 🤦‍♂️🇯🇵

#2173 "Trained a Neural Net" 

It also works for anything you teach someone else to do. "Oh yeah, I trained a pair of neural nets, Emily and Kevin, to respond to support tickets."
xkcd.com/2173/

@matrix

GamerGirl Sweat
GamerGirl Feces
GamerGirl Vomit
GamerGirl Toe Nail

Collect em all

@matrix
“make up not an insignificant proportion"
Thats some of the weaseliest wording I've seen in a while.

I'd forgotten about this absolutely spectacular Android fuck-up from about 10 years ago: web.archive.org/web/2008111007

"When the phone booted it started up a command shell as root and sent every keystroke you ever typed on the keyboard from then on to that shell. Thus EVERY WORD you typed, in addition to going to the foreground application would be silently and invisibly interpreted as a command and executed with superuser privileges."

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