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If a porn prohibition is ever in effect I will become the hentai Al Cumpone and will order my trap soldiers to anal sex every person responsible for the porn bans and when they're done having their anuses filled to the brim with boisemen people will remember the day as the "Saint Valentine's Day ASSacre"
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@matrix yo, for real tho, IRL incest example here sounds metal AS FUCK. :cirnoHeh:

Linus washed a ton of keyboards in a dishwasher :lul:

once I had a friend in a groupchat who always posted images I saw hours ago on my timeline and elsewhere, I lightly bullied him for it but just a little because it was cute in a way - like seeing parts of your timeline in slow motion, interpolated with other stuff
(we're still friends and still in the same chat, he just stopped doing that)

point being that somehow, @matrix naturally took on his role and I can't even feel angry
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They just want to create a profile of everything you've ever said or jacked off to. Its no big deal, its not like they would take away someone's bank access over porn or offensive speech or anything. What are they going to do, blackmail people using sex? Nothing to worry about here. I, for one, welcome our new CIA overlords.
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