RETROWAVE IS TIRED AND SHRIVELED WE'RE BLASTING A WIDE OPEN HOLE INTO THE 20S WITH XPWAVE
BROWSER TOOLBARS FLASHY GIFS USER INTERFACES WHERE EVERYTHING IS LAID OUT CLEARLY AND NOT HIDDEN AND NESTED TO HELL SHIMEJI AND DESKTOP BUDDIES WORDART WINDOWS MOVIE MAKER 2000 EFFECTS GAMES OH MY FUCKING GOD THE GAMES MSN which I've actually never used it because I'm not American but ICQ AND OLD SKYPE VIRUSES REGISTRY ROT AND REINSTALLS, NOT BECAUSE WE'RE BORED AND WE WANT CHANGE NO NO WE'RE INSTALLING THE SAME OLD TRUSTED WINDOWS XP BECAUSE IT DEGRADED SO FUCKING MUCH AND IT'S STILL THE BEST