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WHAT'S UP WITH YOUTUBE VIDEO TITLES WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS

*tells a joke*
Normal people: LOL
Russians: XaXaXa

@sir Part of this is the Tyranny of the Minimum Viable User: old.reddit.com/r/dredmorbius/c

Though with the growing transition to mobile-only, the MVU should *also* shift, and laptops, I *hope*, will become again a niche / power-user market, as they were ~ 1995 - 2005 or thereabouts.

The remaining problems are software (also going full MVU and app-centric), browsers (don't get me started), hardware/drivers, and binary blobs.

But yes, I hear you loudly.

on the fediverse, nobody knows you're a cop
I worked out all the problems with getting develop FE and BE working, so I'll be installing it on SPC tomorrow night and we'll have emoji reactions.
Seen today in Tesco:

* Old guy with literal coomer hair (I hate this meme and all latter-day wojaks, but the resemblance was uncanny, poor bastard
The meme doesn't even make sense, cumming a lot boosts ambient testosterone levels and the leading cause of male pattern baldness is low testosterone
I guess whatever works when you're making fatuous propaganda for your religious organisation in the guise of familiar 4chan memes)
* Russian sounding Chad with Russian Chad chin looking like an early game GTA4 NPC
* Impossibly stooped old woman cheerfully new and energetically browsing hard liquor
* Girl with messy blonde bun whose lazy sweatpants can't hide her AMAZING ass
* Extremely made up girl in designer coat whose carefully selected tight jeans make her average ass look better

If Kirby was a baptized and believing Catholic who took communion, he would, through Transubstantiation, gain the powers of Christ, but no one wants to talk about that.

the virgin alt account vs the CHAD alt instance

The duality of mankind is that we're extremely capable and extremely retarded

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