matrix07012 @matrix@gameliberty.club

Yeah, I used to be allowed to walk my dog in public. This all changed back in 1998 when me and my Labrador took our relationship to the next level. It was an ordinary dog walk on a regular Tuesday evening in the suburbs. Chandler finished defecating and I got the doggy bag ready. As I bent over to pick up his droppings, he moved behind me and attempted to mount me. I was shocked! I did a quick double take to make sure no one was around, and removed my drawers. Chandler began humping me through my skirt and I lifted it up for him to penetrate me. I backed up until I felt his knob on my labia, and he started to pump. I had sex with my dog many times before, but the idea of doing it out in public never came across my mind. For some reason people find it taboo. He was pounding me so quick that I felt his cock throbbing like he was gonna come any second. I couldn't muffle my moans any longer. I picked up his droppings and took a huge whiff, getting some on my nose and upper lip. I backed up until his knob penetrated me and screamed in pleasure. Chandler unloaded in me and we were both spent. We collapsed on the sidewalk together and watched the stars pass as his semen leaked out of me, when I stood up I realized a man roughly the age of 70 was staring at me through his window 12 feet away. We made brief eye contact and he passed out. I had to get out of there quickly! I picked up my underwear and we made a dash for my house.

Women are not actually attracted to men. There is a vague idea of what a man is physically, and some are better than others aesthetically speaking, but the purely physical appearance of a man is almost inconsequential unless he is horribly ugly or outrageously attractive.

Women are attracted to status, money, how much a man smiles and laughs, how many friends and resources a man has, how full a man's life is--how many "cool," "exciting" and prestigious things he is doing or connected to.

They are interested in how other people view him--how many people want to be around him, how other people interact with him and whether their interactions convey that he is special and amazing. They want him to be extremely outgoing and aggressive, they want him to demonstrate his status over other people by dominating them in various non-violent ways.

A woman's attraction to a man is a function of her jealousy at the thought of another woman having that man. She doesn't care who he actually is or EXACTLY what he looks like physically, she only cares about the VALUE of the life he has constructed around himself.

A woman basically is a greedy materialistic prostitute. Although that sounds vulgar, it's true. She trades her physical self to buy into the success a man has created for himself.

When u read an igel/zonk thread

igeljaeger planning to get the good suck from zonk

@overflow igel kinda BASED tbh

dont trust this jpop imposter, I'm the real igel

there's only one thing more cruel and ruthless to your income than a government: a girlfriend

any cheap flights to wuhan atm? I wanna try their special bat soup

@alyx @foxhkron @tuxcrafting Im not sure if you guys drive me closer to suicide or further away from it