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This time stop piece went differently from what I've expected. It starts out with a NEET building a huge time stop machine, pauses time and uses it to molest everything around him. He eventually grows bored and concentrates on the 30-year-old shop keeper he's on good terms with. She notices something's off, but can't quite tell what. Finally he puts on proper clothes, gets a haircut and musters up the courage to ask her out.
This poses a few questions: What if she says no? Does asking her out absolve him from his deeds? Was all that just warmup to ask her out? What will he do with that machinery? Anyway, this isn't hard sci-fi, just a silly feel-good story :blobcatfluffhappy:

[Itou Ei] How To Stop Time (COMIC Megastore Alpha 2017-05) [Digital] [English]

"Well, because this multi millionaire didn't end up on the street cancel culture doesn't exist"

why do people always cite the flu when talking about covid

did everyone forget how covid-19 works? where it can cause certain cells in your body to self destruct? this is why people suffer from severe lung damage only seen in fringe diseases

people are so fucking stupid
coronavirus is cool and all but next time can we please get an epidemic that spreads through netflix so only the normies die
>certain japanese art should be illegal and we can trust the authorities (politicians) to know what theyre doing
oh no no no no

Trump: I love oxygen. It's this new thing, have you heard of it? The generals tell me, it let's you live and we're... We're not doing a whole lot of living in this country. I'm told oxygen therapy can help with the... Invisible enemy, I call it, the invisible enemy, but oxygen is this new thing that can help cure it. I'm a big fan of oxygen

Retailers: To combat bigotry, we've replaced all oxygen in our stores with an inert gas. Everything is okay now. You are safe.

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Minorities are not inferior people, they don't need any special handling.

Professional calls:
"Jesus fucking Christ this guy again"
*picks up*
"Hello sir, everything's great. Yeah I have time."

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