🗣️ I said to my mom 👵
I said, "Hey, mom, what's up with all the Out of Touch Thursday?" 👯♀️❓
And my dear, 💖 sweet mother 👵
She just looked at me like a cow 🐄 looks at an oncoming train 🚂
👇 And she leaned right down next to me 👂
And she 😱 screamed, "It's good for you" 🥦
🔗 And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth 😲
👯♀️ And force fed me nothing but Out of Touch Thursday until I was twenty six and a half years old 😩
I'm the joke, but you're the punchline.
I run this website. I like posting funnies and fugging lolis.