RETROWAVE IS TIRED AND SHRIVELED
WE'RE BLASTING A WIDE OPEN HOLE INTO THE 20S WITH XPWAVE
BROWSER TOOLBARS
FLASHY GIFS
USER INTERFACES WHERE EVERYTHING IS LAID OUT CLEARLY AND NOT HIDDEN AND NESTED TO HELL
SHIMEJI AND DESKTOP BUDDIES
WORDART
WINDOWS MOVIE MAKER 2000 EFFECTS
GAMES OH MY FUCKING GOD THE GAMES
MSN which I've actually never used it because I'm not American but ICQ AND OLD SKYPE
VIRUSES
REGISTRY ROT AND REINSTALLS, NOT BECAUSE WE'RE BORED AND WE WANT CHANGE NO NO WE'RE INSTALLING THE SAME OLD TRUSTED WINDOWS XP BECAUSE IT DEGRADED SO FUCKING MUCH AND IT'S STILL THE BEST