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We should have a festival called Bernie-man but instead of burning a wooden effigy we just burn a huge pile of money.

#uspol #bernie #berniesanders #joke #funny #humor

Last time it snowed in my region of Germany at Christmas, I was like 10 years old. Not a single time since then
@matrix is it legal to fuck any Animagus while they are in their animal forms?

Why can't Rowling answer that?

What is the age of consent in the wizard world? Why can't Rowling answer that?

Vysoký jalovec, vysoký jako já
přeskoč ho má milá, rovnýma nohama
já ho nepřeskočím, já sa ráda točím
na tebe šohajku, zapomenut musím

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