“Help stop the spread of child exploitation! … but first you have to jump through a bunch of hoops to use our proprietary cloud service.” - Microsoft
Isn’t there just a public hash database somewhere? Hashes work one-direction, so you can use them to identify an image given the source, but you can’t reverse the hash to see the image. Seems like an obvious thing to publish so people can filter it.
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