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Did you know that Czech pizza exists and everybody who makes it or likes it deserves death penalty?

Good thing it's not that common

I think that committing a school shooting was my dream since early childhood even before I even knew school shootings were a thing. A lot of my drawings were about killing school inhabitants, especially teachers.

turns out my new phone has some kind of black magic going on in the photo processing

1: ring nebula (faint smudge on the top left)
2: orion nebula 48x
3: orion nebular 120x, note the trapezium
4: polaris and its double (hiding in the bottom right refraction spike)

All pictures taken simply by holding a phone up to the eyepiece

What the hell did people do in the Witcher 3 that the base game took them 100 hours?
The base game and both of the DLCs with all side quests, contracts and armor/weapon sets took me 83 hours.

>46 unique IPs
>they're all sjw
>little did i realize i am replying to sjw in this very post
>i close down fedi and go to 4chan instead
>everyone is sjw there too
>gab?
>sjw is everywhere again
>close down internet browser and start up minecraft
>every mob is sjw
>sweating bullets and breathing heavily, i throw my pc out the window
>someone knocks at the door
>it's sjw asking if i have any spare sugar
>i punch him square in the mouth and call 911
>sjw picks up the phone
>i throw my phone at the wall, shattering it
>sprint down the stairs, i must make a run for the police station to report i'm being harassed
>weaving and dodging between sjw in the street who is somehow much faster than me i finally reach the police station
>oh no
>sjw is here
>sjw is working at the police station
>i am surrounded, and am told i'm being arrested for "assaulting an elderly person"
>there is only one sensible explanation for this situation
>sjw has figured out how to make alts irl
>say he got what he fucking deserved and i regret nothing
>get tackled and pinned down
>sit in a jail cell, finally, some peace from sjw
>one day sjw walks in and says i'm being summoned to court
>sjw rigged the entire trial by using his alts as the judge and the jury
>sjw carries me off to a mental hospital, at some point i am sedated, last things i remember are a blurred mess of being placed in a straitjacket and thrown into a padded room
>in my last moments of consciousness, i conjure all my strength to scream at the top of my lungs -- AT LEAST THIS FLOOR IS LESS FLAT THAN YOUR DAMN LOLIS
And for god's sake listen to your kids when theyre talking to you about your partner.

Don't put who you're dating before your kids.

How would you note down a number on a computer opposite to yours?

My dad’s answer: windows remote-desktop into the other PC, use snipping tool to take a screengrab of the number then whattsapp a picture of the number to yourself.

>write programming test at home
>includes bunch of simple code you are supposed to execute on paper
>compile and run it because nobody can see
>easiest test ever

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