matrix07012 @matrix@gameliberty.club

Post funny pictures of Muhammad and try not to get beheaded.

> People in South Australia will be forced to download an app that combines facial recognition and geolocation. The state will text them at random times, and thereafter they will have 15 minutes to take a picture of their face in the location where they are supposed to be. Should they fail, the local police department will be sent to follow up in person. “We don’t tell them how often or when, on a random basis they have to reply within 15 minutes,” Premier Steven Marshall explained. “I think every South Australian should feel pretty proud that we are the national pilot for the home-based quarantine app.”

GUYS

Fuck this is cursed

In Nalchik, Russia a disabled activist was sentenced to 2 years suspended sentence for attack on a policeman.

In the original complaint the policemen witnessed the suspect grabbed one of them and tried to suffocate. This caused a bit of confusion when the suspect came to the court and it became evident his disability is... lack of hands.

After initial confusion the court promptly fixed the witness statement to a more doable version, where the suspect hits the policeman with his head.

@matrix

浮気男の娘を彼女の机で犯す😎 #男の娘

Baste

Bad apple at soviet oscilloscope