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HOW TO PLEASURE YOURSELF WITH A HAMSTER

There's nothing cooler than buying a hamster and shoving it up your ass. To do this, you'll need the following tools:

- One bottle of KVY;
- one roll of duct tape;
- one small to medium-sized hamster;
- one bottle of Detol (an alcohol-based disinfectant).

The first step is to buy the hamster itself. Try to choose the most vigorous one, you will understand the meaning of this later. When you bring the hamster home, trim its claws.

Then pour the Detol into a bowl of water to kill all the bacteria on his coat and skin. Try not to get the solution on the hamster's face, you don't want to kill it! Carefully wipe the muzzle with a absorbent cotton with alcohol. Wash and dry it, then apply a thick layer of lubricant all over its body.

Before you proceed to the next steps, make sure you have the tape handy. Put a pair of scissors next to it, and slightly unwind the end of the tape, because you will have to do further actions with it with one hand.

Now take the hamster and gently insert it into your anus with its muzzle facing outward. This way it will not suffocate too soon. Use your free hand to push the entrance to the anus and help push the hamster inside. Once the hamster is completely inside you, put your index finger on the hamster's forehead and push it a little deeper.

Now with your free hand, quickly tape your butt. Try, once you have taped your anus, to wrap the tape around your waist crosswise and again between your legs, this way it will stick better.

Now begins the coolest part. The hamster starts fighting for its life, wriggling and sliding around inside you, but since the exit from the cage called your asshole is taped over, it naturally can't get out. His movements in your rectum will bring you so much pleasure that you'll be able to cum at least twice in the few minutes he's alive! Usually hamsters stay alive for five to seven minutes and, when combined with warming lube, those minutes seem to be simply inexpressible!

If you stop feeling movement inside, then the hamster is finished. Peel off the tape, pull the dead animal out of your asshole, wrap it in a plastic bag, and throw it in the trash.

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Apparently, krauts are tryna get people to kidnap governors, too: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/german-domestic-intelligence-running-100s-fake-right-wing-extremist-social-media .

> “In order to be really credible, it is not enough to share or like what others say, you also have to make statements yourself. That means that the agents also bully and agitate,” says the report of an agent who claims to have joined the agency to “do something against right-wing extremists.” This involves actively encouraging people in their worldview, but she says it is her job to “feed” the scene.

In older news, the German government funded the guy that dug up the Libsoftiktok dox: https://thepostmillennial.com/german-government-funds-research-project-that-doxxed-libs-of-tik-tok .

And before that, a guy claiming to be an anonymous US military intelligence operative on HN says foreign governments are all over the US parts of the web: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=30528382 .

Around fedi, there's Eunomia (a research project to build an anti-disinformation tool, sponsored by the EU) and the EU's got a presence on fedi: http://demo.fedilist.com/instance/social.network.europa.eu .

I wonder what the German government's interest in US citizens' Twitter accounts and 4chan posts is. I think the number of active accounts on fedi is probably higher than the number of active posters on 4chan, but I think the feds don't understand fedi very well. (On the other hand, the EU is here, and individual feds might understand fedi, though I don't know how much latitude they have to pick where they post.) So maybe Germany's got people here.

Do they need to directly, though? A long time back I had pointed out that if you wanted to push things, it's easier to find someone else that's already doing that with some success and kick them some resources. This is what the CIA did when they popularized modern art: they found an art collector that liked modern art and started cutting him checks. ( http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/modern-art-was-cia-weapon-1578808.html ) So you find someone that's saying the things you want someone to say, then you toss them some cash or some sycophantic adulation or whatever makes them keep doing it. (I had pointed out, a long time back, that this kind of thing doesn't even need a state actor on fedi: Twitter can afford to kick $30k to someone that is breaking the stuff that gets people to leave Twitter for fedi. This is way more cost-effective than doing it yourself.)

So then there's the question, why's Germany taken it upon itself to try to find things it has decided to call "right-wing" (a term so broad and that varies so much by speaker that it could apply to anything) and then to try to eliminate it, regardless of the country? Germany's also pushing this "no anonymity on the internet" agenda, which they have on the books domestically but they really want to make sure it spreads globally.
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