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MEANWHILE IN THE MASTODON SPHERE OF MENTALLY SOUND INDIVIDUALS:
"oh man my friends having a psychotic break time to cancel him"

This is why people in online communities have severe trust issues because when all your friends are like this, what do you expect will happen? I've had people pull this shit on me before and it's nasty as fuck.

My server hard drives were overheating so I added some ventilation holes to improve the air flow 👌
Proud of my idea! ☺️💪🧰
#DIY #HandyWoman #WomenInTech

>46 unique accounts follow me
>they're all sjw
>little did i realize i am mentioning @sjw in this very post
>i close down fedi and go to 4chan instead
>everyone is sjw there too
>reddit?
>sjw is everywhere again
>close down internet browser and play minecraft instead
>every mob is sjw
>sweating bullets and breathing heavily, i throw my pc out the window
>someone knocks at the door
>it's sjw asking if i have any spare sugar
>i punch him square in the mouth and call 911
>sjw picks up the phone
>i throw my phone at the wall, shattering it
>sprint down the stairs, i must make a run for the police station to report i'm being harassed
>weaving and dodging between sjw in the street who is somehow much faster than me i finally reach the police station
>oh no
>sjw is here
>sjw is working at the police station
>i am surrounded, and am told i'm being arrested for "assaulting an elderly person"
>there is only one sensible explanation for this situation
>sjw has figured out how to make alts irl
>say he got what he fucking deserved and i regret nothing
>get tackled and pinned down
>sit in a jail cell, finally, some peace from sjw
>one day sjw walks in and says i'm being summoned to court
>sjw rigged the entire trial by using his alts as the judge and the jury
>sjw carries me off to a mental hospital, at some point i am sedated, last things i remember are a blurred mess of being placed in a straitjacket and thrown into a padded room
>in my last moments of consciousness, i conjure all my strength to scream at the top of my lungs -- AT LEAST THIS ROOM DOESN'T REMIND ME OF #QUEEF EVERY MINUTE
A boomer (傻翁) came to the Master and said, “My son will not take care of me in my old age, and my grandson will not even visit me. Do they not lack filial piety (孝)?”
The Master replied, “When you gave your son the latchkey, did you teach him how to care? When you took your RV to every Jimmy Buffett concert, and never to your grandson’s home, did you teach him how to call upon a loved one?”
The boomer was astonished, and returned to the nursing home to be abused by the nigger orderlies (黑鬼).
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