The 15 Minute City Conspiracy Theory, Explained
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLA4DFhdNfY
It's not bugged. You just need to sleep instead of staying up late for the progression cutscene to play. Fuck, I just wasted a day.
I'm the joke, but you're the punchline.
I run this website. I like posting funnies and fugging lolis.