☃️ I don't want a lot for Christmas ☃️
🦌 There is just one thing I need 🦌
🎁 I don't care about the presents 🎁
🎄 Underneath the Christmas tree 🎄
👯♀️ I just want Out of Touch Thursday for my own 👯♀️
❄️ More than you could ever know ❄️
🌟 Make my wish come true 🌟
👯♀️ All I want for Christmas is Out of Touch Thursday, yeah 👯♀️
I can't wait to wrap my rented Audi R8 around a concrete barrier on the Autobahn going 400kph and then get sent directly to The Almighty
Shits gonna be so cash ![]()
I'm the joke, but you're the punchline.
I run this website. I like posting funnies and fugging lolis.