Gomatug @orcbuddy@gameliberty.club

Okay so in Japan they have these cute little figurines to help your cup noodles cook.

I want this but just with beefy bara men.

That took an insultingly little amount of time

I have a feeling I could write a normal romance novel despite never having dated or had sex with a woman just based off the sheer atrocity of the writing.

"Her breasts smiled"

Bro how do you get them tiddies to smile?!

She's not worth it bro

wHy DoEs NoBoDy WaNt To WoRk?

I love this cute fluffy domestic gay thing and I want more of it so damn much.

Okay I need a sweater like this

Instead of mocking people for living in their parent's basement, consider that the economy and housing market are shitty and perhaps that they can't afford anywhere else in this fucking economy.

For example: you know what? I could afford a place to live, but I couldn't afford that AND things like ya know... food

Random: please explain your political philosophy.
Me: Well, actually, it's not as complicated as it sounds.