Not all Australian animals will kill you. Just most of them. And all it takes is most of them. In Australia you have to check the toilet before you sit down or a gnarly ass spider may bite you on your sack.
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Australia is a country I wouldn't want to reside in unless I could own a flamethrower.
Bro I would not even entertain the notion of visiting there. Because at some point, gonna have to shit. Then the toilet spiders get you. It's inevitable.
@ChurchOfTheSpaceTurtle reminds me of that comic strip from warped mag with the toilet aliens
@dwarvenallfather Australia is an alien continent.
