Christmas Ode to January 6.
Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells"

Bashing through the door
A SWAT team's on the way
Off to jail you go
Agents laughing all the way ("Ha Ha Ha")
Sell your wedding ring
Go bankrupt you just might
It’s no fun, it’s life changing
It's costly just to fight OH
Jingle bells, shackles, cells
Corruption all the way
You can’t run, you can’t hide
SWAT team's on the way HEY
Jingle bells, shackles, cells
Corruption all the way
The fix is in so you can't win
SWAT team's on the way