this is Joaquim. he's my baby and he knows it. he likes being pet on the belly, but maybe not really. he's not sure. a big ball of fluff and also a bit grumpy all the time.

he loves sleeping in the bathroom sink. or by the water pot. because he likes drinking water between naps and doesn't want to have to walk all the way to the pot just for that.

he also talks a lot. he doesn't really meow -- he TALKS. a normal cat goes 'meow' but Joaquim goes 'meoo oow ee mooeww maah eom'. he talks after he poops because he wants everyone to know he did a good job covering it. he doesn't like weird smells so if you clean the floor he'll quickly rub himself all over it to make sure the house smells better. how nice.

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