Mom: Remember you're black when white people pull you over.
Me: Why?
Mom: Because they might shoot you.
Me: How often do black people get shot by white people? What percentage?
Mom: Okay, go ahead and believe racism doesn't exist.
Follow
Me: Why should I be fearful of a threat when you can't demonstrate that it's credible?
Mom: ... I'm trying to help you ...
Toots like these must be why so many white people follow me lol