Mom: Why are you on the #Fediverse?

Me: So #Twitter can't censor me.

Mom: You shouldn't be posting stuff that's so bad that #Twitter has to take it down.

Me: I already did.

Mom: What?

Me: Yes, I got locked out of my account for posting a #JoeBiden meme.

Me: * shows Mom the meme *

Mom: You didn't need to post that.

Me: Remember that press conference with those doctors?

Mom: Yeah

Me: Do you think #Breitbart should have posted that?

Mom: Sure. Why?

Me: I was just wondering if you were going to hold them to the same standard that you're holding me to.

Mom: ...

Mom: Just make sure your posts are godly.