Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, that the chicken crossed the road. The Fake News wants write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.
JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest.
AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! 🥚 should be able to lay 🐔.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
@lordzeek "Vicious, that's what it is, vicious insults against our big, beautiful roads. Nobody does roads like we do roads! Our roads are, in many cases, the envy of the world. I wouldn't say that, but I've heard people say that. Our roads are the best. And by the way, many American men and women, spectacular men and women, dedicate their lives each and every day to building that road, maintaining the road...you disrespect the road, you disrespect America. I'm tired of it. Next question."
