anti-Anty
do they make elastic waist band skirts so pregnant girls can look cute and not like hippos
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Nope
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Your New Waifu :fake_verified:

@dielan @anti Why get pregnant in the first place?

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anti-Anty
@sjw only the weak say no to creampies @dielan
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Your New Waifu :fake_verified:

@anti @dielan Creampies are great but they don't have to end in pregnancy.

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anti-Anty
@sjw they do if youre creampie-ing right @dielan
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Your New Waifu :fake_verified:

@anti @dielan Nah, no matter how much cum I pump into a woman I never have to worry about paying child support.

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anti-Anty
@sjw mayb u have the weak soyboy cummies @dielan
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Your New Waifu :fake_verified:

@anti @dielan Nah, I just don't allow sperm to make it to my prostate.

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kaikatsu

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@sjw @anti @dielan You're in for a world of trouble when you realize sperm can be found in precum.
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Your New Waifu :fake_verified:
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@kaikatsu @anti @dielan Yes, but they never make it to my prostate to get into my cum in the first place. They never even make it out of my ballsack.

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kaikatsu
@sjw @anti @dielan Okay, so you've got your tubes tied. I was worried you were trying to sneak by on pushing your perineum.
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Your New Waifu :fake_verified:

@kaikatsu @anti @dielan Lmao I'm not retarded

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