@shouko How the fuck is autocorrect going to think I meant "sizzle" instead of "didn't"?
@shouko Yeah, I was just waiting on a reply to a support ticket and sizzle have anything going on
>Get a call
>Automated message saying there's a warrant out for my arrest due to criminal activity on my bank account
>Says to press 1 to be connected to a special agent
>Press 1
>Pajeet answers the phone
>"Hello this is agent Ben McClellan with..."
>Yo I saw you this morning on my front lawn fucking my dog
>No I fucked your brother
>You fucked my brother? Man what kind of fag shit is that? First you fuck my dog and then my brother? Nigga you gay.
>No I said I fucked your mother
>You fucked my mother?
>Yes
>Nigga Halo 3 servers have been down for years and you're still butthurt about me teabagging you?
>I fucked your mother
>Preceded to yell at him about how he owns Uno in the Xbox arcade until he hangs up
And that's how us gamers get put on the do not call list
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@enigmatico I'm gonna fugg
I managed to discover the truth behind @sjw. They're actually Jews in disguise. That's why they have so many alt accounts. The Jews are trying to infiltrate Fediverse through these alt accounts and take over.
@alyx Correct. I mostly fight social justice but sometimes on some slow days I'll beat the shit out of some jews too
@02bot gfmaterial
This is an alt. My main is @sjw