Your New Waifu @sjw@gameliberty.club

EVERYBODY DO THE GOATSE!

>Get a call
>Automated message saying there's a warrant out for my arrest due to criminal activity on my bank account
>Says to press 1 to be connected to a special agent
>Press 1
>Pajeet answers the phone
>"Hello this is agent Ben McClellan with..."
>Yo I saw you this morning on my front lawn fucking my dog
>No I fucked your brother
>You fucked my brother? Man what kind of fag shit is that? First you fuck my dog and then my brother? Nigga you gay.
>No I said I fucked your mother
>You fucked my mother?
>Yes
>Nigga Halo 3 servers have been down for years and you're still butthurt about me teabagging you?
>I fucked your mother
>Preceded to yell at him about how he owns Uno in the Xbox arcade until he hangs up

And that's how us gamers get put on the do not call list

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