They made Captain's America bulge smaller right on 4th of July, it's beautiful, it could only be made better if they flat out removed it
this thing looks like someone tried to make Pinocchio from Lies of P cuter and failed miserably; its face is of a little boy who suffered Korean plastic surgery and its body qualifies as an SCP entity
the only silver lining is that the first game was a nothingburger with a lot of noise surrounding it, and there's no reason to believe that the sequel will be any different
♡ i identify as an eldritch horror beyond human comprehension ♡
♡ normally I don't fedpost, but in case I ever do: it's all fiction in the genre of satire and has nothing in common with tangible reality ♡