Probably one of my favorite things about AliExpress are the extremely horny reviewers for some of the sex toys. They're always in my recommendations now after looking up silicone repair glue a while back.
I'm sure these guys would post the entire ass balls inside them if AliExpress let them. I have already seen dudes post their junk while reviewing underwear. As long as no skin is showing, you can post it. This person in the review is very happy with the balls in their ass. At such a cheap price, I hope it doesn't get stuck there.
Another bizarre find is this inflatable butt plug. This just looks DANGEROUS imo. It looks like a trip to the ER. I wonder how this even works but imo, you should be careful with your body in this matter because you only get ONE body. If you burst your asshole, rest in piss.
Finally something more lighthearted are these shoe soles. The advertisement has some hilarious Engrish. I guess if you buy the soles, there is no more shitty feeling of pain on your foot. This is likely what they meant lmao. The reviews are good!
I think it's absolutely CRIMINAL that there isn't a life size doll body modeled after Midna. Come on guys, do we really need another big tit woman or generic little girl body? That's BORING.
I will literally pay for a manufacturer to make this but only if they also agree to make a male version! We need to have variety! I am not kidding! I already own two dolls and soon, a third! I speak with my money and I wouldn't bitch about stuff I don't plan on buying!
I got my new pillow from AliExpress! It's like sex for my neck; feels really good. It's way better than the fluffy memory foam pillow I had. I could never get the stuffing right and always felt uneven.
I slept amazing on it but sadly it doesn't stop my constant nightmares. I just have more comfortable nightmares, I guess. Now I can wake up terrified without the neck pain!
I got a crazy idea and it has turned my next doll from a 2.5k purchase into a 6.2k money sink... Whoops.
I have decided that instead of getting another Elegos life-size doll (since I already have two!), I will instead make my other demon boy OC, Kraell! This doll will come with many challenges... And not just with the cost.
His head will need to have built in imp ears and oni horns. I'm also deciding if he should have a more anime or a realistic look like Elegos's current TPE doll.
The head needs to be made from scratch and 3D modeled to be turned into a mold, so I need to make sure to give Catdoll good references to make the head. I'm having them do it because I've seen them make a cartoon-ish imp head before that looks like the right idea I have for Kraell's doll head. I also don't know any other doll maker who can make heads like these for big dolls.
I'm still going to be using the Cooby 130cm body that I had posted last month. Unfortunately, Kraell's chubby shortstack body will be impossible to get as a life-size doll and more so as a male one. There is just absolutely no market for this type of male body. lol
I'm absolutely committed to bringing my other boy to "life" even if takes a very long time!
Elegos is a brave and compassionate swordsman who will do anything to protect his people!
His greatsword technique is not as graceful as his father's just yet and he's been tirelessly trying to improve.
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From far away, a new Dragon King has arrived!
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This beautiful 130cm and very soft Elegos has been crafted by Hiyokogumi Dolls!
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I've been mesmerized by their cute male dolls ever since laying eyes on them. I'm overjoyed to have one now! This is now my second life-size doll of my OC Elegos.
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It's great to have a doll maker specializing in life-size male dolls!
Hiyokogumi is open for orders as of the time of this post! They can be contacted in English and you can also ask me questions about my doll if you were interested in an order.
ひよこ組は現在注文を受け付けている!
The jackass of all trades.