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I know Gamefreak will fuck up the remakes for Unova but Colress was really great, so I can still appreciate the meme even as the inevitable future approaches. :Bedge: I'm still watching people I know suffer with this franchise so even if I stopped playing the games, the aftermath of every disaster still makes its way onto my general vicinity.

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Probably one of my favorite things about AliExpress are the extremely horny reviewers for some of the sex toys. They're always in my recommendations now after looking up silicone repair glue a while back.

I'm sure these guys would post the entire ass balls inside them if AliExpress let them. I have already seen dudes post their junk while reviewing underwear. As long as no skin is showing, you can post it. This person in the review is very happy with the balls in their ass. :FeelsWeirdMan: At such a cheap price, I hope it doesn't get stuck there.

Another bizarre find is this inflatable butt plug. This just looks DANGEROUS imo. It looks like a trip to the ER. I wonder how this even works but imo, you should be careful with your body in this matter because you only get ONE body. If you burst your asshole, rest in piss. :weirdChamp:

Finally something more lighthearted are these shoe soles. The advertisement has some hilarious Engrish. I guess if you buy the soles, there is no more shitty feeling of pain on your foot. This is likely what they meant lmao. The reviews are good!

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I got my new pillow from AliExpress! It's like sex for my neck; feels really good. It's way better than the fluffy memory foam pillow I had. I could never get the stuffing right and always felt uneven.

I slept amazing on it but sadly it doesn't stop my constant nightmares. :pepeHang: I just have more comfortable nightmares, I guess. Now I can wake up terrified without the neck pain!

Tbh some of the Bad Dragon stickers are actually really nice with good furry art ngl

I haven't gone back to play Blue Protocol. Sadly the game didn't really grip me like the way Blade & Soul did back 7 years ago, when I was playing like 16 hours non-stop! But in all honesty, I don't think a game that had me gripped like BnS will ever come again for me.

I do plan to still hit max level in BP. My fren and I stopped around level 31. I'm lightly keeping up with the JP Twitter account. They seem to have ranking events cycling through and there was a summer event announced though unsure what it's about.

I'm excited for Blitz Lancer since I like spear type weapons. Still not any good range classes for me though. 😪 I think this is why I have such a hard time getting motivation to play now. Archer feels a bit dull as I'm leveling and I think it needs to be more engaging. The "rotation", if you can even call it that, is just clicking skills off cool down. They don't synergize with each other or buff you.
I don't like generic mages so it's out of the question of me playing one and that's the other range class option.

When I get back in the game and hit max level on archer, I still need to level the other melee classes to unlock cross class actions. I'm hoping playing melee feels better than Archer.

Still mad about global being delayed, especially because now we are going to miss the summer swimsuits. :sadgery:

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