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@graf @Wormwood I've had soul crushing jobs before, I technically work for the government now (contractor) but at least my department generally leaves you alone unless you actively fuck something up.

@graf @Wormwood some adventures in the forest service in (state withheld)

- two garbage bins went missing, they were found several thousand miles away by the Canadians, this happened on a week without any wind or serious weather
- a staircase appeared along the Canadian border, the Canadians had no explanation for this whatsoever nor had any recollection of where it came from
- a landslide happened but then the damage was mysteriously not present the next weekday
- a government inspector arrives during a rainstorm, doesn't want to look around because "it's rainy"
- Americans have wandered into Canada and Canadians have wandered into America. Both governments are aware of this and the reaction is essentially :meru_shrug: "oh well"

@wolfbro @wolfbro @Wormwood the last point i can see, there's so much of the US/CA border that is unmanned people just walk across. they used to do it in Quebec a lot because there's even a paved path with signage saying you're crossing but I think they fenced it off or put guards there now or something but yeah there's probably hundreds or thousands of KM that is unmanned and just cross at will

@graf it's made better by the fact that neither side really makes a big deal out of it. It's just "whoops!" (turns around)
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@graf @wolfbro @Wormwood THE FUCKIN SEVEN ELEVEN RUINED IT ALL
PEOPLE USED TO HOP BORDER TO EXPLOIT THE EXCHANGE RATE AND GET GROCERIES AND GAS
NOW EVERYTHING IS SEQUESTERED OFF LIKE THE FUCKIN BERLIN WALL

@nugger @graf @Wormwood in the forest I work in the majority of the time, the border with Canada is just a line of trees.

I'm not even fucking joking. It's a line of fucking pine trees, and the Canadian government is like "yeah this'll work" and for some fucking reason it does.

@YTFoidLover1488 @graf @Wormwood hey fun fact: while technically not allowed, it's rarely enforced.

If you're in a decent spot (eg. not in a trail, near a lot of wildlife) that's not on the main drag in a popular state (Eg. Yellowstone region, all of California or the pnw) you can pitch a tent (carefully, don't damage shit) overnight and often the night person won't give a shit enough to kick you out or shake you down for a permit.

I wouldn't recommend it for safety reasons, but if you're not a moron you're probably fine.

@YTFoidLover1488 @graf @Wormwood the main reason we need a log of where you are camping and stuff is not red tape government bullshit, but a bit more grim.

It's so if something bad happens we have record of who you are, also so we know there's people in this area in case we need to evacuate people (common in the summer)

@wolfbro @graf @Wormwood
Brother I don't want to alarm you but you might be working for the SCP foundation, not the governement

@cloutmonei @Wormwood @graf welcome to the forest service all of my veteran coworkers are like 90% sure they've seen a supernatural entity at least once

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