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@Elfman I know those pics are terraformed Venus and Mars respectively. Venus looks more like a world. Mars just looks like a region. I don't know how a terraformed Mars would work out since virtually all the water is on one side of the planet.

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@Rhodesian_YuKari @xianc78 @Elfman I wish global warming was real so we could hang out with Hitler in the Antarctica archipelago
@Rhodesian_YuKari @cirnog @xianc78 @Elfman Okay, but we need a treaty that permits bride stealing from the zone, otherwise your preserve will remain about as independent as eastern Ukraine.
@johnnyappleseed @cirnog @xianc78 @Elfman Nah, we'll have arranged marriage interviews. Yes, I need to maintain stock, with your help for sure, but I also need to have a way to secure this place from poachers. I don't wanna get you guys confused.
@cirnog @johnnyappleseed @xianc78 @Elfman >crushes both pills and snorts them together
What happens now, Aryan man?
@cirnog @johnnyappleseed @xianc78 @Elfman Up for a mutual hunt? That'll make for good exercise for my flock. Let's just set up some rules. Obviously, you cannot maim or kill the tomboys, and obviously you don't want to die. Therefore, artillery and grenades are no go, and you can only use "nonlethal" weapons. Is that fair to you?
@Rhodesian_YuKari @johnnyappleseed @xianc78 @Elfman No the war will be fought entirely with CQC, you send your tomboys into the jungles of antarcica and I lead my SS (ShortStack-appreciators)
@cirnog @johnnyappleseed @xianc78 @Elfman >CQC
Alright, I'll bite. No weapons, the goal is to overpower or incapacitate. No sense in being weaker than your wife, and it'll be a sure sign you can bridal carry her away in your arms like a worthy champion.

Are you amenable to these terms? Just know that you only get to bring back one. This promotes both genetic diversity and loyalty. No risk of inbreeding over the years.
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