@cirnog @johnnyappleseed @xianc78 @Elfman >CQC
Alright, I'll bite. No weapons, the goal is to overpower or incapacitate. No sense in being weaker than your wife, and it'll be a sure sign you can bridal carry her away in your arms like a worthy champion.
Are you amenable to these terms? Just know that you only get to bring back one. This promotes both genetic diversity and loyalty. No risk of inbreeding over the years.