The lesser man believes there are two kinds of pokemon fans; those who want to fuck cartoon children, and those who want to fuck cartoon animals. I, however, am enlightened, and take the third option; I want to fuck the cartoon adult who wants to abandon her cartoon children so she can fuck the cartoon space squids
@galena The adults in the Pokemon universe seem otherwise useless anyway.
@xianc78 Lusamine is very competent and good at her job
@xianc78 Lusamine is the one I was talking about, she's the main villain of Sun and Moon. She's an abusive mother who's obsessed with an alien squid pokemon, who abandons her family to go hang out in space getting gang banged by space squids for the rest of her life. The space squids kidnap her husband and wipe his memory then she basically goes "damn those squids are hot" and doesn't even bother attempting to find him because she's busy hunting down tentacle dick. She's also the CEO of a big multinational company.
