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This is your typical soydev ranking the worst languages (JS, TS) as best, and some of the best (PHP, Go, C, Lua) as either worst or somewhere in the middle.

And it's not my bias saying that, his hair color, body language, and voice even confirm his soy levels to be dangerously high.

https://youtube.076.ne.jp/watch?v=6FEYcBPBGOk
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Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi
@ryo >programming languages
>HTML and CSS in "amazing"
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@kerosene @ryo I always debate myself whether or not to put HTML and CSS as programming languages in my resume even though they're not only because any potential employer might be an idiot who thinks they are.

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Kerosene ~suya~ CEO of DarkFedi
@xianc78 @ryo The correct is to put HTML and CSS, but more importantly every single buzzword you can find so the script they use to filter candidates detects the keywords in you resume and passes it to a hire-fag :thinkergunsunglasses:
"Why yes, I have some experience in micro-service oriented web 3.0 cloud-based machine learning solutions"
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@kerosene @xianc78 Here in Japan, saying you have experience with blockchain development in PHP, Ruby, Python, and Java, experience with AWS cloud AI, experience with smartphone app development, and care a lot about SDGs will almost guaranteed land you an interview immediately with emergency hire.
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@xianc78 @kerosene Same with MySQL...
Guess anything you use a keyboard for counts as a programming language these days (including Microshaft Office).
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