I'm not much of a halloween person, but honestly I hope it's a fucking riot of a halloween this year, to make up for the last two years. Seriously. Dress up as Epstein not killing himself. Dress up as wide Putin. Dress up as Weekend at Bidens, or one of those godawful ugly Trump costumes, or Pelosi Swimsuit Edition, or hell dress up as something that isn't politically charged, like that nice boy with the gun in Wisconsin or just put a speedball on your tongue all night and say you're a national hero. Have fun, is what I'm saying.