Semifinals, Match 1: @AidanTTIerian vs. @smetzeler #faggottourney
Welcome to the Semifinals! This isn't the match anyone expected at the start of the tournament, but it is the one you're all tuned in for. Today's match is Poast's ♂️ TOP SEED ♂️ AidanTTIerian against the ♠️ DARK HORSE ♠️ from Minds.com SMetzeler!
All of you are gawking; we barely federate with Minds! How could this even be happening? Well, SMetzeler has descended from the far reaches of Fedi to show everyone that yes, he is TRULY a giant faggot. His blockfaggotry is truly astounding: he not only blocks people shamelessly, but then proceeds to mock people who don't block everyone in sight! He shills for Israel, and he very loudly proclaims: "no, I'm not a Jew. I'm SWISS," as if anyone could believe that someone would bend over backwards for Jewry so hard without being a filthy heeb themselves.
SMetzeler is here after having beaten 
Armstrong himself in the second round, and 🦠 Jeff Cliff🦠 in the Quarterfinals. The first of these was the biggest upset of the tournament, showing that he does deserve to be here!
Next, we have AidanTTIerian! You all know this guy as the filthiest backstabber around; he's been on Poast for years, and all of a sudden he's become the primary cause of madonline@poa.st sending messages and has started calling white people "Whitoids" while proclaiming his brown superiority! Having blocked the tournament account, he knows he's here today - and he knows what he's done to deserve this.
AidanTTIerian is the top seed of the tournament, and he has also had a few solid wins so far. He beat the instance-shattering 🐎Halo 🐎 in the second round and the tomboy disrespecter 💪 Azur Fenix 💪 in Quarterfinals!
This match may well decide who wins the entire thing!
...And YES, the two of you get pings for this! You deserve it!
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Voters must have maintained an active account on a fedi instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love during the period of February 1st, 2026 and April 19th, 2026. Any single post made between this time frame counts as activity.
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He runs the biggest instance around here and he's made some decisions that are questionable. I don't think they're all *bad* choices, but some people think they are and they make fun of him for it.
People just really fucking hate him and are saying "I want to vote graf" even though he's not in the poll
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @_gigabyte_ @latein NPC summoning ritual begins now
Oh by the way gigabyte, graf's dox are out there and graf will block poast users from seeing you if you repeat them.
Big rule. If you see someone start yelling a specific person's name, for right now, don't repeat it.
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @_gigabyte_ @latein To be fair, Graf blocked me for advocating for only having sex within the confines of marriage
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @_gigabyte_ @latein ok, but, funny comment is funny
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @_gigabyte_ @latein with 2 organizers, we get to play good cop bad cop
She said she wants to train me and we're meeting up tomorrow so I need to prepare for her to dominate me again
@_gigabyte_ @FaggotTourney @ceo_of_monoeye_dating All I'll add to this, because I enjoy the enthusiasm, is that the vote has to be visible from the tourney account. Rule breakers don't count and are muted to make life easier.
@_gigabyte_ @FaggotTourney @ceo_of_monoeye_dating I'll also add for any passers by, whatever kind of tournament you want to run, use a dedicated account for it. I cannot recommend that enough
@The_Vampire_Brigade @FaggotTourney @_gigabyte_ @ceo_of_monoeye_dating All the more reason to use a dedicated account. Don't like X person or instance but need to interact with them for a short term thing like this? Dedicated account can be wide open without having to have your personal preferences involved.
The only non-automated account who I *think* is there just for my personal preferences is branman, and that took him telling me that he was happy to hear of the death of a religious leader who was also my friend.
There's one guy who is on there as a joke too (he thought blocking people meant you won the fight and so I blocked him first
), but other than that it's all journalists, bots, and people who lay down dox of others.
The rule of thumb is that "block = mute + salt." Blocking someone lets them know that you blocked them *and also mutes them*, mutes just hide the posts.
@s8n @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @_gigabyte_ The only person I knew who was using it heavily was Dave from Computing Forever. Everyone else seemed to have used it as an overglorified RSS feed and barely used it after promoting it. I bet most were being paid to promote it. It always seemed to me like "that other Gab". Really no reason to use it when Gab (before Torba's downward spiral) already existed and was way more popular.
