#FaggotTourney Finals: @SMetzeler vs. @adam [VOTERS: REMEMBER THAT RULE 6 IS STRICTLY ENFORCED HERE]

In true Faggot Tourney fashion, we end up with a final that nobody expected: and this, perhaps, is the one that we expected least of all. We have the DARK HORSE from MINDS DOT COM, FAGGOT SWISS KIKE 🇮🇱 SMetzeler 🇮🇱 up against THE INSTANCE INCINERATOR GIGAGRIFTER, the PODFATHER HIMSELF: 💲Adam Curry 💲.

🇮🇱 SMetzeler has evolved from being "barely known" to being the favorite to win this match over a short month! The (((Swiss Libertarian))) has had a VERY active campaigner show up for him, and he has SPERGED OUT HARD letting everyone know that we are all SUPER NAZI PEDO FAGGOTS for not liking cut dick. He wants to remind everyone that Israel totally deserves to continue to exist, and will jump into random threads to make sure that you know how much he fucking loves Israel.

Every single matchup that SMetzeler has won has been an upset. He defeated the Epsteinian Armstrong in the second round, Vaccine King Jeff Cliff in Quarterfinals, and the TOP SEED AIDANTTIERIAN in the Semifinals. Defeating Fedi's most notorious punching bags while coming from the backwater that is Minds.com is truly a feat, and his campaigners are doing an AMAZING job of getting out the vote.

💲Adam Curry, on the other hand, is the most notorious instance trasher there is on Fedi. The No Agenda Social drama is well known at this point, and to remind everyone we've posted the summary video in this thread: give it a watch! If you don't want to do that, it boils down to him sperging out and incinerating everything because he couldn't handle a little criticism of Israel. Even before that, Adam is a sleazy podcast grifter who makes his fans pay him to make his show.

Adam Curry has won a lot of tough matches; he beat previous finalist CSB in round 1, fellow instance incinerator Kerokeronim in round 2, Futanari-loving #NAFOfella EdBoatConnoisseur in Quarterfinals, and ANOTHER previous finalist, SRK, in Semifinals. You read that right: Adam Curry has defeated EVERY ELIGIBLE PREVIOUS FINALIST in this tournament alone!

This matchup is between two people who are on the edge of what most of you consider "actually Fedi". Adam barely posts on a federated instance anymore, and SMetzeler is on Minds. Many of you have decided that despite your own grudges, these two people are so much gayer than anyone you interact with daily that they belong here. And indeed, they do belong here. Who will Fedi crown at the Faggot King for 2026? Let's find out!

And of course, yes, for the last time: you two get pings. Happy faggot month, you two unbearable faggots, and may the biggest faggot win!

Tournament Rules:

Voters must have maintained an active account on a fedi instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love during the period of February 1st, 2026 and April 19th, 2026. Any single post made between this time frame counts as activity.
Voters must currently have an account on an instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love
Regardless of any of the above, Pedi users cannot be vote. Moreover, attempts to vote from a Pedi instance will result in a woodchipper (defederation).
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Ties will be broken by coin flip. The coin flip is held and announced before the vote begins.
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Excessive arguing over whether or not a vote should count will be met with a mute, and thus inability to vote in the tournament moving forward.

@FaggotTourney @SMetzeler @adam I vote for the defed king, killer of instances, destroyer of worlds, poisoner of the fedi-cast well: ADAM MOTHERFUKCING CURRY