Ultrafinals: Judge Dread vs. Dicey vs. SMetzeler #FaggotTourney
Faggot Month isn't over; we still have two days, and there's one last question to answer: of all year's tournament winners, who is the biggest faggot of all of them? That's right: this last match is a 3-contestant Ultrafinal between Judge Dread, Dicey, and SMetzeler!
First, we have the first year's winner: @judgedread ! You all know him as THE REASON THIS TOURNAMENT EXISTS IN THE FIRST PLACE! That's right, this is the winner of the LEGENDARY 70-69 final against CSB, the punching bag of NAS! He is famous for his incredible love of Star Wars; he believes that a REAL FASCIST PRESIDENT would put him in charge of all of Star Wars so that he could make the best Star Wars. However, slobbering over a boomer franchise that Disney falcon-punched into the ground isn't what got him here: what did get him here was coming in from Gab with his cronies and shitting up the place for MONTHS ON END. Everyone who was here two years ago remembers what was probably the WORST Blockmosexual behavior of all time: he would block people, then send his cronies to constantly harass people who he'd blocked! This, combined with their habit of quote-posting, pushed people into HELLTHREAD AFTER HELLTHREAD which could only be escaped by domain muting poast! He has since cooled down - after having a large number of his cronies banned for supporting child marriage - but he himself remains, and he still posts cringe boomer takes about Star Wars and being one of the most enthusiastic users of the block button.
Second, we have the second year's winner: Based Lunatic, AKA Dicey, AKA @SpectralActivity ! He spent a long time being the favorite punching bag of the dramafag crew, which propelled him into a CONTROVERSIAL win: 60-60 against SRK - one of this year's semifinalists! This is THE match that brought the most salt from both the winning and losing camps, and even today people argue about who should have won this. Regardless, Dicey is mostly known for having routinely sperged out in last year's voting threads, launching multiple death threats at the tournament organizer and claiming that he could beat the shit out of 70% of everyone who votes. This man crashes out easy, he crashes out often, and it's always funny!
Last, we have @SMetzeler , the newcomer, who defeated Adam Curry [42-25] in this year's finals, and...holy SHIT this gay is on fire! Having descended from Minds.com, this is the biggest zioshill to have ever graced the federated network. For most of you, Minds.com is about as accessible as Avalon, but this guy comes around just enough to let you know that he really likes Israel, and if you so much as criticize it - or him - then you are a NAZI PEDO FAGGOT and thus inferior to those SUPER HIGH IQ jews that he totally isn't. Due to having the unfortunate quirk of being on Minds, a large portion of his posts don't federate - which makes it all the more impressive that his faggotry has shown itself here, because we only see about half of it! He is also the only person to have ever won a Faggot Tourney final by MORE THAN ONE VOTE!
Rules:
1) Voters must have maintained an active account on a fedi instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love during the period of February 1st, 2026 and April 19th, 2026. Any single post made between this time frame counts as activity.
2) Voters must currently have an account on an instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love
3) Regardless of any of the above, Pedi users cannot be vote. Moreover, attempts to vote from a Pedi instance will result in a woodchipper (defederation).
4) Votes are cast by people, not accounts. When a vote/nomination is suspected to be from an alternative account cast with the intent of producing multiple votes, the votes/nominations from that account will be discarded and that user will not have their votes counted in the future.
5) Ties will be broken by coin flip. The coin flip is held and announced before the vote begins.
6) Only votes of the form "I vote for X" as a reply to the OP will be counted.
7) You may not vote in a match that you are participating in.
8) If you take an action that results in the addition of rules, you will suffer.
9) If you wish to change your vote, do so as an edit to your original vote. Edits made after the final tally will not be respected.
10) Anyone may request voter sheets for contested match results. Tournament Organizers will only comply if provided with an independent, differing count submitted in good faith. Objections to results must be submitted within 48 hours of a match concluding.
11) Words and phrases in the rules are largely up to the tournament organizer's interpretation. To ensure your vote gets counted, follow the format in rule 6.
12) Excessive arguing over whether or not a vote should count will be met with a mute, and thus inability to vote in the tournament moving forward.
Faggot Month isn't over; we still have two days, and there's one last question to answer: of all year's tournament winners, who is the biggest faggot of all of them? That's right: this last match is a 3-contestant Ultrafinal between Judge Dread, Dicey, and SMetzeler!
First, we have the first year's winner: @judgedread ! You all know him as THE REASON THIS TOURNAMENT EXISTS IN THE FIRST PLACE! That's right, this is the winner of the LEGENDARY 70-69 final against CSB, the punching bag of NAS! He is famous for his incredible love of Star Wars; he believes that a REAL FASCIST PRESIDENT would put him in charge of all of Star Wars so that he could make the best Star Wars. However, slobbering over a boomer franchise that Disney falcon-punched into the ground isn't what got him here: what did get him here was coming in from Gab with his cronies and shitting up the place for MONTHS ON END. Everyone who was here two years ago remembers what was probably the WORST Blockmosexual behavior of all time: he would block people, then send his cronies to constantly harass people who he'd blocked! This, combined with their habit of quote-posting, pushed people into HELLTHREAD AFTER HELLTHREAD which could only be escaped by domain muting poast! He has since cooled down - after having a large number of his cronies banned for supporting child marriage - but he himself remains, and he still posts cringe boomer takes about Star Wars and being one of the most enthusiastic users of the block button.
Second, we have the second year's winner: Based Lunatic, AKA Dicey, AKA @SpectralActivity ! He spent a long time being the favorite punching bag of the dramafag crew, which propelled him into a CONTROVERSIAL win: 60-60 against SRK - one of this year's semifinalists! This is THE match that brought the most salt from both the winning and losing camps, and even today people argue about who should have won this. Regardless, Dicey is mostly known for having routinely sperged out in last year's voting threads, launching multiple death threats at the tournament organizer and claiming that he could beat the shit out of 70% of everyone who votes. This man crashes out easy, he crashes out often, and it's always funny!
Last, we have @SMetzeler , the newcomer, who defeated Adam Curry [42-25] in this year's finals, and...holy SHIT this gay is on fire! Having descended from Minds.com, this is the biggest zioshill to have ever graced the federated network. For most of you, Minds.com is about as accessible as Avalon, but this guy comes around just enough to let you know that he really likes Israel, and if you so much as criticize it - or him - then you are a NAZI PEDO FAGGOT and thus inferior to those SUPER HIGH IQ jews that he totally isn't. Due to having the unfortunate quirk of being on Minds, a large portion of his posts don't federate - which makes it all the more impressive that his faggotry has shown itself here, because we only see about half of it! He is also the only person to have ever won a Faggot Tourney final by MORE THAN ONE VOTE!
Rules:
1) Voters must have maintained an active account on a fedi instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love during the period of February 1st, 2026 and April 19th, 2026. Any single post made between this time frame counts as activity.
2) Voters must currently have an account on an instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love
3) Regardless of any of the above, Pedi users cannot be vote. Moreover, attempts to vote from a Pedi instance will result in a woodchipper (defederation).
4) Votes are cast by people, not accounts. When a vote/nomination is suspected to be from an alternative account cast with the intent of producing multiple votes, the votes/nominations from that account will be discarded and that user will not have their votes counted in the future.
5) Ties will be broken by coin flip. The coin flip is held and announced before the vote begins.
6) Only votes of the form "I vote for X" as a reply to the OP will be counted.
7) You may not vote in a match that you are participating in.
8) If you take an action that results in the addition of rules, you will suffer.
9) If you wish to change your vote, do so as an edit to your original vote. Edits made after the final tally will not be respected.
10) Anyone may request voter sheets for contested match results. Tournament Organizers will only comply if provided with an independent, differing count submitted in good faith. Objections to results must be submitted within 48 hours of a match concluding.
11) Words and phrases in the rules are largely up to the tournament organizer's interpretation. To ensure your vote gets counted, follow the format in rule 6.
12) Excessive arguing over whether or not a vote should count will be met with a mute, and thus inability to vote in the tournament moving forward.
