Oh shit that security guard is just TOO FUCKING FAT to be a security guard

I'm not kidding, he takes ten steps and stops to catch his breath. I'm not exaggerating.

He ain't securing shit!
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@shebang He can block a door With his body if the intruders try to escape.

@xyfdi I'm just saying

I know in my heart

That he was a max level paladin somewhere
@xyfdi he doesn't even have a flashlight

Wtf he supposed to do

Closest this guy has to a weapon is a club sandwich
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> club sandwich
That took longer than it should've
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