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I still can't even begin to imagine how the new Mario movie will work.
@alyx it wont
it will be a flop
it will be a flop
@Kagekokoro
But I mean, what will the story be about? How are they even gonna introduce the characters?
I can imagine how various video game movies could play out, just not Mario.
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@alyx @Kagekokoro Zoom in from sky through clouds, a la Simpsons
See mushroom Kingdom
Hear 1-1 theme
Voiceover: Dis is da Mushroom Kingdom
Visual extravaganza while voiceover gives exposition
Voiceover: ...and dat is a Goomba, and...(Mario appears on screen doing Mario stuff) a hey! It's a me! Mario!
And then the movie begins and we enter Mario doing Mario shit. Koopa is a dick and he saves the princess, the end. Also environmentalism, equality, and feminism.
