Who's your Star Wars waifu?
@LukeAlmighty Leia is wrong she look like a man
@Canadiancuckcoin @LukeAlmighty You shut your dirty mouth
@Sabex @LukeAlmighty
Padme = babe
Leia = ugly man face
@Canadiancuckcoin @LukeAlmighty Padme was from a film that doesn't exist
Yeah sure this is a man, sure thing buddy. I hear gender confusion is quite common nowadays
@Sabex @Canadiancuckcoin
You are quite confused there.
The girl from forbidden trilogy is Palpatine junior...
@LukeAlmighty @Canadiancuckcoin Oh are you on about the girl from the Disney shite?
I'm talking about the three other films that don't exist
@Sabex @Canadiancuckcoin
Holiday special, Solo and Rogue one?
She is in none of these either.
@LukeAlmighty @Canadiancuckcoin I have to grudgingly admit the Holiday special exists, though we don't talk about it. Solo and rogue? Some other shit films by Disney I hear
I'm on about the three films where the lead female fucks an 8 year old pod racer or something, and had some quasi rasta frog thing
@Sabex @LukeAlmighty
They fuck when he's of age
@Canadiancuckcoin @LukeAlmighty So she's still like 12 years his senior or something while he's a spotty force nerd
Come on this screaming heap of shit has to be consigned to the dustbin of history
To be fair, Darth Maul was a fucken boss and he should have been in it until the last film. He was the only thing worth watching in 9 hours of film. Fuck the boring assed trade federation and robots with emphysema
@Sabex @LukeAlmighty
Introduces memorable characters
Best battle scenes in franchise
Good character development over 3 movies
Has best main villian Palpatine and his rise to emperor shows his intrigue and how he controls everything from the background
But It isn't the original trilogy
Only reason it sucks
@Canadiancuckcoin @Sabex
But muh hero of teh tusant faces...
prequels were not a heroes jurney, so it it not a good story at all...
(I know this is a strawman, but it seriously feels this way reading the prequel haters sometimes...)
@LukeAlmighty @Canadiancuckcoin I didn't actually say that to be fair.
You can argue that the Star Wars Trilogy was a heroic journey, but I don't see why a Star Wars film needs to follow that format.
@Sabex @LukeAlmighty I agree on that it doesn't have to be a hero journey 1-3 sets up the hero journey
@LukeAlmighty @Canadiancuckcoin By rejecting the Disney SW crap, you've become us.
There's a whole generation of people who think you're grumpy old haters, when it's not really like that, is it?
@Sabex @LukeAlmighty
Eh I'm hearing it from a lot of different people that the new SW crap is bad
@Canadiancuckcoin @LukeAlmighty It is. I haven't seen much but what I have seen was horrible.
@Sabex @LukeAlmighty
I gave them all I fair going saw the 2nd new trilogy one in the theater it had its moments but few and far between plus the forced romance is dumb as shit
@Sabex @LukeAlmighty
Like they are just forgetable there's a lot of qoutable lines from the org trilogy plus prequels but new trilogy ? Nah nothing
@Canadiancuckcoin @LukeAlmighty Agreed. They're cookie cutter capeshit films made by people who don't understand Star Wars basically
@LukeAlmighty @Canadiancuckcoin
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