@matana @ew
THIS is the worst part.
I see a new doctor.
"I am suffering from insomnia since I remember"
Doctor: Have you tried not drinking coffe 
me: Damn, you are right. I have spend decades suffering from this, and tried anything I could think of, but the one piece of advice that every retard asks forst, I have never tried that. Not even 10 years before I drank my first coffe.
Thank you. (and never ever ask that docter anything again)
"Just avoid screens"
Aight, so I'm just supposed to stare at the ceiling?
"Are you drinking caffeine?"
I've tried this 18 times Carol.
"You should try this diet."
Fuck you
@caffeinehaze @matana @ew
Just avoid screens...
Yes, I will quit my job and university next morning. Throw away the only skill I have and that I spend 2 decades of my life trying to get to a profitable level.
THANK YOU 
@LukeAlmighty @ew @matana She deadass suggested to me, after I was unable to sleep properly for over a month. “Have you tried prayer?”
Edna I will fucking strangle you in this clinic waiting room don’t fucking test me.
@caffeinehaze @matana @ew
That's a new one 
@LukeAlmighty @matana @ew Maybe it’s just where I live but these boomer women are like “just pray” “try prayer”. They said this to a buddy of mine when he had fucking cancer. Ya, just try praying, I’m sure that cancer will just vanish into thin air if you pray hard enough.
@caffeinehaze @matana @ew
Yeah. I live in a mostly atheist country, so some of these things I hear from the rest of the world are verry different in here.
How long before bed? an hour? 2 hours? Nah apparently it's an arbitrary thing and if I wake up at night because that happens, I'm still supposed to avoid them. Of course it's a boomer woman giving me this "advice."