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why the fuck did I read "Korobeiniki" fully, I'd rather forever know it as "that upbeat folk tetris song", why the fuck did I expect anything in a piece of Russian literature other than depression :deadInside:

some zoomer just had the fucking AUDACITY to "correct" ME about Shadow the Hedgehog lore by going "acktyally, he wasn't raised in a lab on a space colony 🤓☝️" (the discussion was very explicitly about games)

AS IF I NEED ANY MORE REASONS TO HATE THIS POSTIRONY POISONED SORRY SLOP OF A MOVIE

they are also acting SO smug about it by going "ugh, who cares about the original games", like a product they enjoy isn't just a poorly digested version of the art that I enjoyed

"who cares about the original-" well a fuckton of people obviously did, if some executive thought that it would be a good idea to make a movie based on the original! speaking of "nobody cares" and "the superior live action version sells better", how's the Witcher live action going? how's the Star Wars franchise going? Avatar? Capeshit? a fuckton of other slop?

a normie would probably be caught off guard by the number 'two' suddenly transforming from 'ni' to 'futa'

matana finished watching Justice League 

before watching this, for years I have heard literally nothing good about this, everyone were saying that one should just go straight to Unlimited and skip the OG League entirely

but this is a really solid cartoon! I liked it a lot, pretty much the only downsides were that episode where JL were killing Nazis and everything about Green Lantern and his writers' main pet peeve being desperately trying to prove that he is the worthy manly man even without the ring, but this just resulted in his emerald impotence and looking like an idiot who failed in his primary mission and literally broke an indestructible ring :meru_lul:

also they predicted covid

matana is watching Justice League 

that's what she said :peepoShrug:

matana is watching Justice League 

how did they get this past the censors

so, entire world's nuclear stash is not enough to bomb comfy Siberia :comfytongue:

matana completed RE: Code Veronica X 

it's shit

I played it on PS2 and actual old TV and literally couldn't see the majority of locations because some gamedev decided to be particularly sadistic back in 1998

after struggling to find a fucking door in a save room for several times I switched to the emulator with cheats enabled and even in these conditions the game was a barely visible slogfest

matana watched Joker 2 

well
if it was hollywood-mandated career suicide, it was a damn beautiful hollywood-mandated career suicide

I just caught myself referring to older consoles in Russian with a more outdated word for game consoles :CirnoForReals:

so that means on a technical level I use two different words to refer to Playstation 2 and 4

The Boondocks aged not just as a fine wine, but as the highest grade 20 y/o Armenian cognac

I think it's the first time the series make me laugh my ass off just to instantly go full :deadInside: as soon as the credits stop rolling

the upside of a long period of not playing: I can really feel Japanese lessons paying off

I am not skilled enough yet to play Three Houses entirely in Japanese, but I've become much better in detecting the typical localizer bullshit and then deciphering what was actually there either by ear or by visiting the Three Houses datamine website

and Petra is steadily solidifying her best waifu position, too, because her thing is simplified speech of a foreigner, her speech is indeed simple, full of desu/masu! :ayaya:

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for context 

he is talking to a literal bird

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so, I return to playing Three Houses after a couple of years of... not, and the game does indeed offer very insightful political commentary

despite my better judgement, matana played Silent Hill 3 

and well I'll be, this is actually a very well done game! It is spooky and scary and the sound design with the level design are able to make your skin crawl, and Heather has a character and she actively shows it

the madlads took two games, but they done it, it's a good game! I recommend it to everyone :blobsmile:

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