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@bruhmomento @LukeAlmighty mahvel, being capeshit, traditionally is pretty close to "talking anthropomorphic animals" on a cringe scale, and even with what they call now josswhedonisms, the movies could be very sincere

in fact, my worst movie going experience was when Endgame was airing, and the theatre was full of normies who flat out didn't give a shit and were mostly busy chatting in their phones and being normies overall; they just went there because it was The Popular Thing

@LukeAlmighty Shadow mostly dodged cringe, that's pretty much the only positive thing

@LukeAlmighty you could count Sonic Adventure 2 as my special interest, something I love dearly, and have many fond memories of, and enjoy even 20 years later, and can hold long speeches of pure condensed autism about it

and they didn't even name it in the credits

neither did they name authors of some musical tracks which were in the game originally

they even fucked up Live and Learn

how the fuck did they fuck up perfection

@beardalaxy @LukeAlmighty it wasn't supposed to be fun

children should've been leaving crying, dead inside a little, but getting a little bit more mature in a healthy way from experience

or maybe not to that extreme degree, but still, they did attempt drama in the end, after already fucking up entire pacing with "haha funny"

and kids were laughing even at the very end and we got Tails literally explaining what happened and how everyone should be sad, and then almost instantly back to funni comedy and heartwarming family fun!

"but it's for kids!"

yeah, so was Sonic Adventure 2

@LukeAlmighty I dunno, really, should I even write an autistic gigapost or should I even bother, because the movie commits the same sin of all modern mainstream media: it is afraid to be sincere and is hiding behind ill-placed "haha funni" tiktok shorts

and if it isn't sincere, why should I be, even if only to screech

@LukeAlmighty no they didn't

they missed the tiny itty bitty key plot detail, that Maria was supposed to be a sick child, isolated in a sterile environment, in fucking space, never able to touch grass in the most literal sense, never to feel wind on her skin, with no known friends other than a single kid whom she treated like a little brother, and no way to step foot on a planet which will literally kill her... and she loves it nonetheless
when she's running from GUN, she knows that she's doomed either way, and yet, even after being dealt a very bad hand from birth, even after being quite literally shot, she isn't bitter or resentful
she just asks Shadow to take care of the little blue ball of death she loves so much

im the movie she's just a regular happy-go-lucky healthy kid on fucking roller skates, I have no idea why she even got attached to the edgelord

@LukeAlmighty they made a fart comedy out of the most dramatic storyline in Sonic media

is shit

before watching this, for years I have heard literally nothing good about this, everyone were saying that one should just go straight to Unlimited and skip the OG League entirely

but this is a really solid cartoon! I liked it a lot, pretty much the only downsides were that episode where JL were killing Nazis and everything about Green Lantern and his writers' main pet peeve being desperately trying to prove that he is the worthy manly man even without the ring, but this just resulted in his emerald impotence and looking like an idiot who failed in his primary mission and literally broke an indestructible ring

also they predicted covid

@LukeAlmighty it's a classic tho, do you hate numa numa too?

me, I have it easy in the department of hated songs, I hate by artists, mostly very popular and very Russian

like this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpJ_fYyAeYk

that's what she said

how did they get this past the censors

@LukeAlmighty https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scorched_earth

so, entire world's nuclear stash is not enough to bomb comfy Siberia

it's shit

I played it on PS2 and actual old TV and literally couldn't see the majority of locations because some gamedev decided to be particularly sadistic back in 1998

after struggling to find a fucking door in a save room for several times I switched to the emulator with cheats enabled and even in these conditions the game was a barely visible slogfest