These "resumes" are so fucking weird. I've been told to use color, correct font and write only the most important information to the top.

So, I just look up "how to write a resume", and guess what? This is the first picture I'm shown:

youtube.com/watch?v=veFlfYjRo1

Why do the resumes in video look like a fucking tech printout?

@LukeAlmighty The left one is just bait made by recruiters so they can filter even more people faster. If your resume for a more technical job looks like that, it just shows you are unprofessional.

On the other hand, it might be a good one for those fake jobs especially in HR. It manipulates the recruiter's small brain to look at different things thanks to the sudden change in contrast. After all, the average attention span of a recruiter is the same as a heavy tiktok user and this helps to keep their attention.
@LukeAlmighty Also the "technical knowledge" on the left one is really funny. Advanced knowledge in a web browser and email.
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