@beardalaxy @LukeAlmighty It stays on the bottle so you don't drop it and produce trash.

@beardalaxy @LukeAlmighty Less plastic waste in nature by using more plastic. Not even joking.

@phnt @LukeAlmighty @beardalaxy it’s all going to end up in a huge pile of trash in Africa anyway

@gray @LukeAlmighty @beardalaxy Of course, but EU has to safeguard against the 0.1% people that throw the caps away in nature. Because those people will never tear the cap off, how could they?

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The ultra-official explanation for room temperature IQ people is, that it helps people to throw away cup with the bottle into the recycle bin.

And no, don't ask me, how that logic is supposed to work. It is either a retarded shit test made to make it obvious who are people willing to have a cap in their eye, and people who will tear the cap by default (to make the divide among people and NPCs even more obvious).... or it's something politicians made, because they are too stupid not to lose it.

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Either way, it is the most perfect representation of the values of EU, that I could wish for.

It is an American F-35 (Elegant technological miracle that costs more then GDP of some nations). Russian AK-47 (Robust and reliable under any conditions). Japanese anime. And a European cup (Useless, makes you spill drink, when you try tearing it off, wastes even more plastic, pokes you in eye, and literally leaves torns when you try to get rid of it).

@LukeAlmighty @beardalaxy I've seen people draw porn of the f-35...

@PurpCat @LukeAlmighty @beardalaxy I don't believe you, post proof.

@Kerosene @LukeAlmighty @beardalaxy https://e621.net/posts?tags=F-35

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if you get the bottle cap in your eye you don't deserve the contents of the bottle
it's more than likely apart of the DRS system in europe

@beardalaxy @LukeAlmighty unnecessary retard-proofing so that people recycle their plastic bottles with the caps on