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is shit
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@matana
WTF? I was looking forward to sperging with you over how great it is.
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@LukeAlmighty they made a fart comedy out of the most dramatic storyline in Sonic media
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@matana
I was unironically shocked, that they managed to keep the romantic plotline intact, and treat it with the insane respect it got. They also kept shadow the edgehog as depressed as I know him (although, I know nothing about him). I really believed, that this combo would be seriously unadaptable, yet they did so without hesetation.
When it comes to slapstick, I found the "male body positivity" quite refreshing, and still even the worst joke didn't aproach nearly the cringe of S2 fortnite dance. But, I also see, that ending a fight by butt poke is kinda beyond the line for such a serious moment in the story.
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@LukeAlmighty no they didn't
they missed the tiny itty bitty key plot detail, that Maria was supposed to be a sick child, isolated in a sterile environment, in fucking space, never able to touch grass in the most literal sense, never to feel wind on her skin, with no known friends other than a single kid whom she treated like a little brother, and no way to step foot on a planet which will literally kill her... and she loves it nonetheless
when she's running from GUN, she knows that she's doomed either way, and yet, even after being dealt a very bad hand from birth, even after being quite literally shot, she isn't bitter or resentful
she just asks Shadow to take care of the little blue ball of death she loves so much
im the movie she's just a regular happy-go-lucky healthy kid on fucking roller skates, I have no idea why she even got attached to the edgelord
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@LukeAlmighty Shadow mostly dodged cringe, that's pretty much the only positive thing
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@LukeAlmighty you could count Sonic Adventure 2 as my special interest, something I love dearly, and have many fond memories of, and enjoy even 20 years later, and can hold long speeches of pure condensed autism about it
and they didn't even name it in the credits
neither did they name authors of some musical tracks which were in the game originally
they even fucked up Live and Learn
how the fuck did they fuck up perfection
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@matana
And I would forget.............
Vertical Akira slide