confused as to why i don't have a right wing nymphomaniac furry girlfriend yet. surely there must be plenty of them out there.
@beardalaxy Just be built like a super twink that's got a little bit of muscle and you attract them like crazy.
@beardalaxy the reason I'm telling you this advice is I actually did that and it worked.... I got invited to so many things...
@Mr_NutterButter i ain't a twink
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@beardalaxy If I remember correctly you look like a more handsome version of asmongold
@Mr_NutterButter that's a really funny way to put it lol. I don't think I look much like him beyond being a white guy with brown hair xD but I guess we've both been compared to the looks of Jesus. I weigh more, I'm a little shorter, I have a bigger beard with less head hair.